Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

Allen Harper

To pull an Allen Harper means to cry and masturbats. Generally accompanied by alcohol, but not necessary for the action. To be alone in the bathroom, shower, or bedroom is commonplace.

"Did you hear about Jims break up? "

"Yeah, he's currently in the bathroom pulling an Allen Harper"

by Vetus Noctua August 14, 2022

Allen

Allen a basic name for a not so basic guy that has an answer to almost everything and has multiple talents but still knows how to have a really good time. Can we the life of the party, and really good in bed

Damn Allen where’d you learn that?

by Nel&b November 22, 2023

Callum Allen

Callum allen is a guy who has a massive cock. He has the biggest cock there is. When your with him all you can think is God please make him fuck here right now

That's callum allen his cock is so big it's hanging out of his clothes

by Luke mattww October 21, 2021

Josh Allen

Electric.

Josh Allen is simply electric.

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024

Allen-Marcus

Best person in the world ong

You’re such an Allen-Marcus. This shit mad cringe

by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021

Jes allen

A girl who farts in a huddle

Omg she done a Jes allen earlier

by 64358995 November 17, 2018