by bounty67 December 28, 2017
When a girl tucks her pony tail up into her hair tie like a bun and let's you use it to control her head while she gives you a BJ.
by Salladpatch December 08, 2024
by Yeetus yeetus self deletus July 09, 2021
The position everyone strives to be. Must be tall, handsome and ready to go above and beyond for any needs within his crew.
by jaren 696969696 June 19, 2019
When you don't get sacked for being an utter creepy predator but instead get offered a job on night shift to watch folk sleep.
by Bollock tucker November 03, 2022
Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.
Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."
by EJS_Ethan May 13, 2022
the "cool" (read: camp) way of writing an exclamation mark, usually written many times after something that is blatantly not funny
bryan is gay lol *shift one*
i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*
i went *shift one* to the shops *shift one* lol *shift one**shift one**shift one*
by yahni-kay-carson n kieran December 30, 2007