eddie parker

Typically the name of a truly salty fireman
Eddie Parker is the most aggressive salt dog I know.
by 7th ward lord September 08, 2017
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Gus Parker

Person one: why did the scarecrow get an award

Person two: why

Person one: because he was out standing in his field

Person two: that was such a terrible joke you’re such a Gus Parker
by Gustopher215 July 09, 2019
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Parker g

A small penised man that can't finish. He beats his meat to Dave bunts.if you ever meet a parker g run away don't look back he will tunk goon and edge on you
Your a parker g
by Leydron gahames December 06, 2024
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Evelyn Parker

Someone who isn’t very cool. Specifically, not as cool as Mac Sumner.
She is such an Evelyn Parker.
by mac.s17 March 18, 2022
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retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him
by Marshallg1 June 05, 2023
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sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc
yo ngl u kinda sam parker jones
by samsosexy June 11, 2025
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Niyaaz Parker

Niyaaz Parker is a stik ma se poes. If you ever meet a Niyaaz Parker just know that they have a small piel and send tollie pics to girls. Niyaaz has hairy balls and walks like a fucken gebrieklik telephone, his gevriet look like burnt popcorn. His hair can be used as a pot scrubber and his legs are like hoenderbene. FUCK NIYAAZ PARKER his bek smells like kak and that's all he talks aswell. His lips will give you paper cuts for dayssss and his half kaffer. His hands will give you septies and when you hit his ass it sounds like a screenshot *click* *click*. His teath is of that of a rotwhiler. His nipples is POES black some apartheid shit going on there. He has a matras kop soos n kpop poesie (jonKOEK) want sy bek ryk soos koek. Oceans basket special jou naai.
Boeta pielie: sien jy vir Niyaaz Parker
Auntie fadeelah: Nee ek sien n kaffer

Boeta pielie: Ek sien n vuil swat drain rot met n vrot Klein pielikie
by NGwala Beamns December 12, 2023
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