Bendy Trucks

Them ladder trucks that steer from both ends. Engineer up front and a dumb fireman in the back.

Cheyne: Hey Kip thats a big mid mount aerial!

Kip: Naw dummy... that's one of them bendy trucks that steers from both ends

by simpleton firemen March 15, 2021

Truck Dragon

A dragon that rides in the back of your pick-up truck and smites thy enemies. Can be a noun or a verb.

Those nazi punks tried to fight us, so I had to release my truck dragon on them. They tis no more! They are now so wickedly smote bro!

by Hank Biscuits, LLC January 27, 2023

Tow Truck

Someone that has connections or can get things done.

Someone on the inside

Robert is my tow truck, he hooked me up with floor seats to the Piston game last week

by Breaking dancing on cardboard June 10, 2019

Truck Cold

1) When you've been a little bit sick and it suddenly becomes drastically worse.

2) Getting very sick even though you've been alone in an enclosed space for an extended period of time.

"Yo I can't go to school today."

"Weren't you just coughing a little bit?"

"Well now I'm nauseas, puking blood, and shitting lava. On top of the coughing"

"Ah... Truck Cold."

by Flavoured_Air May 4, 2018

monster truck

doing MDMA (molly, ecstasy) and the prescription drug Lyrica together.

“hey, we’re doing molly for the show tonight. do you want to score some ketamine and kittyflip?”

“nah bro, i’m doing a monster truck instead. way better!”

by avant_garden April 21, 2023

a la truck

When you go to a venue with a panoply of gourmet food trucks and sample several tasty morsels from the assembled proprietors.

Now that I've sampled a la truck, I'm going back to MoGo, Curry Up Now, and Louisiana Territory for seconds!

by Calvin@Heart April 20, 2011

Truck Testa

A hybrid term between Chuck Norris and Chuck Testa the taxidermist, it was initially used with no actual sense to mean a greasy truck, but turned into a long ass version of saying nope. Sometimes abbreviated as TT or "double T"

1. "Let's take Truck Testa to go pick up bitches tonight", in which you respond with , "Nope, Truck Testa" or "That's a double T".

by Falcon691 May 21, 2013