goober

a slur used against filipino people you hate and want to die

That's messed up you goober

by JackMehoff3835 June 6, 2025

Goober

1. Someone who foolishly waits around for a person of interest who “isn’t ready/isn’t looking for a relationship.”
2. Someone who keeps giving their S/O multiple chances hoping they’ll change when they never will.

1. “John keeps hanging out with that girl hoping one day she will want to be with him. What a Goober”
2. “You keep saying they are gonna change but they keep doing the same thing. Stop being a Goober and move on.”

by anonymous February 20, 2024

Goober

A penis.

Stop itching your goober!

by JohnsonvilleSausage July 16, 2021

Deadass a whole goober

To be a a goofball

Vladimir Putin is deadass a whole goober

by WigglyGhandi 12: May 26, 2022

Goober brigade

A large collection of Goobers.

Be careful, I heard there's a Goober brigade going to Jonathan's party this Sunday.

by Drake Stewart October 9, 2022

Goober

Used as a term for someone who is young, naive, oblivious, childish, or doesn't quite understand status quo. Has similar connotations to Nerd, Geek, Weirdo, Spaz, etc. But is often used to describe High School Freshmen or younger siblings. For example, Spongebob Squarepants would be considered a Goober as well as anyone that acts similar.

"Can I play with you and your friends, big brother?"
"Nah, they think you're a Goober."

by hailthemotherland March 7, 2018

Goober x Law

When two people dickride eachother

Omg you stop are acting so goober x law rn..

by bootyconsumer777 March 13, 2024