a homosexual male; sometimes expressed as just "faggins"
--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT
--after Bilbo Baggins from J.R.R. Tolkien's THE HOBBIT
"Fuckin' dildo faggins..." --said under breath to oneself, refering to a gay man who has become a nuisance.
by Roach Brothers May 5, 2004

by Et's March 28, 2008

Lube Lesbians put on their Dildo's before they insert them into a dry vagina.
Someone who is really dry and has no sense of humor. They are the butt of every joke literally. Someone who is being used and taken advantage of.
Someone who is really dry and has no sense of humor. They are the butt of every joke literally. Someone who is being used and taken advantage of.
by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

A dirty dildo is when a female takes a dump producing a long, thick piece of feces and begins to masturbate with said feces. The dirty dildo is typically a longer, thicker specimen which has been compacted in the rectum for some time to give it structure.
Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
Soft feces and diarrhea do not work well as a dirty dildo.
by Vesper2069 January 20, 2011

The act of using a dildo so much that it grinds down to nothing. A dildo abuser is often a slutty mother who loves to bash herself silly with a large range of abnormally large dildos.
Usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so "friends" can find them. Danger = Wetter
Matts mother considers abusing the dildo her duty, call of
Usually collects many spares in her bottom drawer just so "friends" can find them. Danger = Wetter
Matts mother considers abusing the dildo her duty, call of
Jack: Check this picture out man it;s amazing
NAJ: What the fuck whoever has that many dildos is a dirty dirty slut (walks into wall..idiot)
Matty: That is serious dildo abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the fuck has all that shit
Matt: I recognise that big black one, i think they're my mums
NAJ: What the fuck whoever has that many dildos is a dirty dirty slut (walks into wall..idiot)
Matty: That is serious dildo abuse man (just as his liver gives up and he dies) who the fuck has all that shit
Matt: I recognise that big black one, i think they're my mums
by Jordan90 May 12, 2010

by Edward Tambling May 30, 2008

1. Cold War slang for Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles.
2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).
2. Early 90's German EBM/Industrial Band. Songs include: East West, Homicidal Maniac, Never Mind, & Big Tits (Russ Meyer Version).
1. Those commies are gonna be shootin' armageddon dildos at america!
2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!
2. I just saw Armageddon Dildos live! Fuckin' good EBM show!
by Ogopogo May 7, 2009
