Bisexual

When you like two different genders each the same

Me: "Hey guys I'm bisexual"
Friends: "Pick a fucking side and settle down! You're only doing it for attention!"

by Flexiglass June 27, 2020

Bisexual

Can't choose anything and is stuck in a trance of options but never choosing anything

Pizza or burgers? Sorry,I'm bisexual,Imma have to eat both of them

by SpyderMBX April 12, 2019

emo bisexual

Just another excuse for an emo to be "misunderstood". Emos think of it as coming out of the closet. I think of it as coming out of the pantry.

You can't throw a dead fish at an Escape The Fate concert without hitting a emo bisexual.

by Mike of The Narkotics June 27, 2008

Weaponized Bisexuality

The act of a bisexual person claiming to only like whatever gender would be most convenient for them at the moment.

I was getting harassed by some guy at the bar so I used my weaponized bisexuality and told him I like girls.

by dirteater January 29, 2022

Bisexual Biscuit

Russell Simmons II.

That nigga looks like a bisexual biscuit.

by Friendly From the Hood January 23, 2020

Bisexual threeways

when 2 dudes and a girl have sex and the boy fucks the boy while fucking the girl and the girl and the boy sucked the other guys dick

HEy wanna have a bisexual threeways at my house

by THEABNORMALRUSH March 10, 2021

crucified by bisexuals

when someone gets crucified by bisexuals

John: hey did you hear about that guy who got crucified by those people who like men and women?
Jimmy: oh yeah he was crucified by bisexuals

by EdgeTillIBlackOut January 19, 2023