July 26

If one of your friends birthdays is in this day you have to prank them! Have fun

Friend: "happy birthday!"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"

Birthday girl: "aw"

Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"

by Avvavava July 6, 2021

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may 26

Elijah and Patrice must make out before sundown or else

you must kiss Elijah elijah: but i am ga- may 26

by susmus2 May 25, 2022

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MARCH 26

Slap your Opp day

MARCH 26 SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR OPP

by Abbymom March 5, 2025

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October 26

Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.

Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe

by MoaOLOF October 25, 2019

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December 26

December 26 is the day that the one person u don't want to see is coming to ur town and you're getting forced to hang out with them!!

"oml its December 26 🙄🙏 what a bummer"

by casaaa.novaaa December 19, 2021

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A catch 26 is when you out-dumb someone who is too dumb to out-smart, and your statement is so ridiculous that it temporarily fries their brain, but then you explain it so logically that it makes sense. See stand up routine by comedian Cliff Cash

Cliff Cash trying his out-dumb a trumper:

That’s why I like gay people so much. Gay people get less abortions than any other group of people. If you’re pro-life you pretty much Have to be pro-gay… it’s like a Catch 26

by BettyYellowSplash March 22, 2025

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