She-J

Any item or service that can be either arranged or provided for a woman, by her man (or partner), that provides her with the equivalent pleasure that the average man experiences when being blessed with oral sex AKA a BJ or blow job. There is only one BJ but there seems to be hundreds of potential She-J's.
"Sure honey go ahead and get a Mani-Pedi. I'll look after the kids, take all the time you need".... SHE-J
"Yeah babe, I know how much you love to come home to a clean house, so I thought I'd surprise you with having a cleaning service come in"..... SHE-J
"Sweetie, you've been so awesome with the baby and I know you haven't slept in weeks so I booked you a hotel room with unlimited movies, room service, a Jacuzzi tub and it was voted "best hotel beds" and... I'll handle the baby tonight".... SHE-J
by concerned husband January 09, 2012
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J-Factor

An arbitrarily defined value, usually abbreviated by a J in equations, which adjusts for errors in the process of calculation. This is generally used by physics students who are unable to achieve expected results through experimentation.
According to our data, all of the ice caps will melt in 34 days. So I threw in a little j-factor that bumped it up to 94 years.
by TalkSauce February 20, 2007
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Pulling a J

A guy that is a Scetchy Flake!
When a guy tells a girl he wants to hang out with her, but never fallows through. In the future he repeats the same episode. He is "Pulling a J".
by Tuti May 02, 2008
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Noah J

pimp, rollin with the ladies, gotta group of girls surroundin him at all times
Noah! What a pimp! Which one of them u likin now?
by Football September 20, 2004
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j/p

just playin'
I was j/p, Bob!
by Mui October 19, 2001
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j-list

'j-list' is an online-shop in which you can find as many japanese porn DVDs as you need to wank off for the next 300 years.
Oh, boy! Yesterday I got the new Maria Yumeno porn vid from j-list
by K' December 12, 2003
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J Walkin

Jordans everyday get arrest for J Walkin
by Big Dog On Campus January 09, 2010
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