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Greasy weasel

Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!

Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!

They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Greasy

To be Dirty and or Grimy usually due to poor personal hygiene via not showering , cleaning yourself, etc.
"Lauren only showers every three days shes so greasy" "wow thats gross"
by LaurenIsGreasyGross September 25, 2018
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greasy pineapple

by Jade_rose May 2, 2018
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Greasy

Greasy can be used in many ways. It's main definition is when you are viewed as desperate and willing to hit on anyone or anything. To be greasy is to be flirty and inappropriate.
Oi look at Max chattin up them girls, he's well greasy
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Greasy trunk baby

The act of ejaculating in a kidnappers trunk.
My ex girlfriend Locked me in the trunk because I wouldn't get her pregnant. So I unloaded a fat "Greasy Trunk Baby" all over her stripper clothes so the tank would be empty next time she tried.
by MADAZZMATT October 29, 2019
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greasy chalk duster

when a group or possy of civilians get together and acquire a hostage And then proceed to pull out their shlongs and urinate all over their hostage
hey man wanna get some guys together and set p a greasy chalk duster tonight

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by chodley696969 March 4, 2016
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greasy inner tube

1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."

2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"

Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"

Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."

Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."

2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."

Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"

Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
by M. Knight Shyamalanalanalan October 23, 2013
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