October 28

Steal your friend named Eric’s lunch money.

Hey Eric, it’s October 28 , hand the goods over

by EricEnjoyer420 October 27, 2021

April 28

National ask out/kiss your crush day!
On April 28 you have to kiss or ask out your crush out!

Monica: Emily!
Emily: What?
Monica: Do you know what day it is?
Emily: April 28?
Monica: Yes! It's national ask out or kiss your crush day!
Emily: So i need to kiss or ask out my crush?
Monica: Yes! I see your crush there go do it!
Emily: fine.
Emily: Hey, do you wanna go on a date?
Crush: Yea, sure but why did you ask today?
Emily: because it's April 28!

by Lisax February 16, 2023

October 28

Slap your annoying friend day!

Hey, its October 28; let's go slap that POS.

by Gimme yo money October 27, 2021

October 28

National Leave Frankie On Delivered Day

Yo should I open up Frankie’s snap?
Nah man it is October 28, National Leave Frankie On Delivered Day.

by TheBeastFromTheSouthEast October 28, 2020

28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.

Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.

by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024

October 28

Kiss a baseball boy

Girls October 28 is national kiss a baseball boy day

by Leo0231345 October 28, 2021

October 28

National hug a boy day!

Garret: why are you hugging me?
Me: it’s okay! It’s October 28!

by me is kool October 27, 2021