Day Walker Syndrome

Commonly associated with light haired and pale skinned people. Most prevalent in "Gingers" ,"Red haired" ,or blond people. Symptoms include but are not limited to; easily sunburnt, light sensitivity,sound sensitivity, freckles,peakeked senses (smell,hearing ,touch). Barbiturates immunity or high tolerance. Migraines. Thin or fine skin. Cuts and bruises easily.

Day walker/Daywalker: Slang for vampires that can walk during the day.

Ian and Jessica's entire family have bright red hair. The preference for over cast days or night is because the sun is so brutal for them. They have day walker syndrome.

by Gypsy Jean Todd September 17, 2017

floppy nostril syndrom

When a woman give her man sass and puts his dick up her nose

If you sass me one more time I'll give you floppy nostril syndrome

by The white tictac March 11, 2018

Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome

Noun. A disorder that compels ukulele players to continuously purchase new ukuleles in a desperate attempt to find perfection often characterized by uke hunts online.

Rock's Ukulele Acquisition Syndrome often led him to uke hunts in Hawaii.

by Immodest May 17, 2022

Timo Werner Syndrome

A condition whereby Chelsea fans fail to acknowledge and make excuses on how terrible a player is. They mostly tend to blame it on the manager's system

He has the Timo Werner Syndrome

by Zeddidah January 17, 2022

Purple Bird Syndrome

A highly contagious disease affecting Facebook users, spreading by comment section.

I glanced at the comment section on an interesting Facebook post and saw an epidemic of Purple Bird Syndrome, as evidenced by the plethora of people posting pictures of that God damned bird.

by mentholcase February 24, 2017

Virgin Mary Syndrome

When a girl is completley convinced that she is pregnant despite there being no possible way that she is because she either hasn't had sex in weeks/months or is still a virgin.

"Is Sarah okay"
"Yeah, she is just having Virgin Mary syndrome."
"Does her boyfriend know?"

by ElephantGirl96 April 3, 2017

holiday distress syndrome

the period of constant laziness right after the holidays

Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey

by nikey May 1, 2009