My mom

Hahahahaha! I'll trade you.

Hym "My mom treated me like a deterministic machine my entire life. If you told me you lit her on fire I'd ask you how much she left me."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

Ur mom

A hairy three tit two asshole whale

Timmy:ur mom is a fat bitch ass whale jonny:fuck you. jonnys mom:(angry whale noises)

by Iamapissbaby August 30, 2020

Mom

A person that tells you what to do and when to do it

Stop telling me to clean my room mom.

by KitKat $$$$ 100 June 4, 2018

Mom

Your birth giver, personal cheerleader, cheerleader, chef and banker

Me - hey mom ?
Mom - yeah

Me - can I have $20
Mom you want some pasta to go with your rent free life no I’m not your slave

by Chickenbestie December 30, 2020

Ur mom

to defy someone in style

person 1:it is cool !
person2:like Ur mom oooooooooo!

by kam d man February 2, 2022

Your mom

Considered a planet for her sheer size and weight

Bro your mom is so fat

by Guitar amp May 9, 2021

Your mom

Who I had sex with last night

I had sex with your mom

by I eat poop 69 February 23, 2022