1. I haven’t showered in a month.
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
2. You should clean yourself and lose some weight you mega fart pig monkey!
1. Why must you hurt my feelings? 🥺
2. Because you’re A BLACK OBESE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU MEGA FART PIG MONKEY
by MushaPickleJuice December 29, 2022
Get the Mega Fart Pig Monkeymug. When massaging your lovers foot and they attempt to pass silent gas, but it comes out like a firecracker. The awkwardness is so profound the most immediate response is to say it must have been their toe.
by borisbinladen May 5, 2025
Get the Toe Fartmug. by Birtbombdotcom May 10, 2018
Get the Chewy fartmug. by Trudgingalong September 15, 2022
Get the Throat Fartmug. It's a fart that is stored cold in your stomach waiting to be released. And once it is released it burns a hole in your underwear and makes the whole room smell like rotten eggs. Very dangerous if you experience it in a car or another small closed space.
by nah mann comeon October 17, 2022
Get the cryogenic fartmug. 
