dirty curious

when you piss into your car battery. Not for any particular reason, you just want to know if your car will still start.

"Now listen Billy," Dr. Thrombone said leaning over to him,"the only way you will become a good scientist is if you think out side of the box."

by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005

The Dirty Audrey

An oral sex position in which a women hangs her head over the couch upside down, and the man holds her by the ears and enters her mouth for a blow job

I totally did { The Dirty Audrey } to my sisters friend lastnight!

by jwdalejr1980 October 15, 2010

The Dirty Zaven

The act of having gay sex and pooping in someone’s mouth and then calling someone a dirty Zaven and then give them a golden shower

I wanna make you my The Dirty Zaven

by Boogashay January 20, 2022

dirty snatch

a vaginal cavity so disgusting and putrid you can't help but hurl upon encountering a dirty snatch. Typically found between your mother's legs.

Nut in her dirty snatch

by negus13 December 6, 2018

Dirty Jacob

a half man half wolf who battles vampires and tries to get with underage girls all the while he secretly is masterbating to his memory of Edward with no shirt on.

Dude you know that guy from twilight?

Who Jacob?

Yah he is such a Dirty Jacob! I even cought him fondling my nutsack last night.

by JuniorBaconCheeseBelly July 13, 2010

Dirty Sanchez

Dirty Sánchez describes the practice, in which the active partner, immediately following ejaculation, inserts the finger into the anus of the passive partner and then smears a mixture of semen and feces under the nose of the passive partner. Eventually, the finger is then licked off by both partners. The naming was chosen, because this was to evoke the impression of a "Mexican moustache."

I gave her a dirty sanchez when I was through.

by Wikipedia83 October 6, 2006

dirty leprechaun

when a midget gets his face stuck in a girl's ass while tossing her salad

what your mom got from the midget in me, myself, and irene

by dale April 28, 2004