cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

The Cat

A minor

And the cat was purring too.

by Carlos Poptart May 29, 2021

Fat cat

A living thing that poops in a box and is chubby. DONT MESS AROUND WITH A Fat cat

Person 1:what’s your cats name?
Person 2: you mean my FAT CAT GET IT RIGHT OK.

10 seconds later
Person 2: WHAT THE HELL DUDE GET. IT. RIGHT!!!!!!
Person 1: ok ok, sorry

by XxstrangerxX November 3, 2019

Cat

A cat that goes meow meow

Look a cat

by NOT SadBean August 25, 2021

Oreo The Cat

My fursona I use online

Oreo the cat ate a child

by OreoTheIdiot December 21, 2023

cat

evil warlords who wish only for the suffering of others.

Basically a ball of fluff with knives coming out of it's paws.

random person 1: hey do you wanna see my pet cat?
random person 2: *vanishes*

by just_a_bored_person March 9, 2021

curse of the cat people

a saying over used by history professors to describe groups of students who did not do the homework since it won't be talked about in class anyway really

And if you don't read the Cherry Orchard, it is the curse of the cat people if I call on you in lecture.

by APeter July 23, 2016