Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

cat explosion

When the cats in your house knock something down and break it, making them scared and scatter

"That cat explosion last night sounded like a stampede"

by Dashisback April 20, 2018

Cat Fate

When two people have cats of such similar quality that it's obvious that they are destined to be together forever.

"I kind of thought she was ratchet at first, but when we realized we had the same fluffy orange cats, I knew it was cat fate. I had to ask her out."

by Sunderwound April 17, 2015

Cat

A cat is one of the best pets you can have! Cats are cute, fluffy, soft, loveable, and lay on your lap.
I recommend getting a cat RIGHT NOW!!!

Dude: did you see that adorable cat at petsmart?
Dude 2: Yeah I’m Not Blind!

by RobloxAndMinecraftGirl July 17, 2021

cat

not a dog

hey look its a cat

by I really like ducks July 21, 2025

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...

Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!

by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024

Cat

A fat, lazy and selfish creature that eats and sleeps day in day out

Cats are lazy

by Small dog October 5, 2019