Brown lounge

A brown lounge is achieved by defecating on your partners face. Next you must mount their face saddling it, smooshing said expelled content over their face. Creating, a brown lounge.

I can’t wait to turn my partner into a brown lounge tonight

by Spicyqueen February 22, 2023

brown slinky

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there

"im shitting at work"
"is it just hanging out of your ass rn"
"brown slinky"

by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022

Brown sweats

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.

Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.

by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

Reed Brown

stupid fucking retarted piece of shit

Reed Brown is stupid as heelll

by oidsjfwuqgh4vq2gv September 28, 2021

Brown Bagel

A brown bagel is when your partner shuts and covers their vagina with it. Then you proceed to eat them out

Yo my girl really switched it up on me last night, had me do the brown bagel with her

by Daddyuwuyesplease February 22, 2019

Brown noodle bowl

A birds eye view of a thin stringy shit that has coiled up in the bottom of a toilet.

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Ahh Jennifer Dan, I think I have perfected the brown noodle bowl."

Jennifer Dan - " oh why hello Major, did you try that '10x kiwiburger's a day' diet like I told you?"

Leuitenant Major Bukakke - "Yes Jenny, it destroyed my bung hole and now I need a band aid."

by Leuitenant Major Bukakke August 31, 2020

Brown Showe

A Brown Shower is when you take a massive poop and don’t wipe and then use the shower water to clean your dirty ass.

John: “Dude I just did my first ever Brown Shower, it felt weird but good at the same time”

Steve: “I haven’t done one yet, about to try though”

by XD Mystic April 4, 2022