Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020

hunchback chicken

The point of climax to where you need to see a chiropractor

After 40 minutes of sex I finally reached orgasm and realized Hunchback chicken

by Hunchback chicken November 15, 2018

Chicken

Chicken

Chicken

by DarkPigNinja February 13, 2020

Chicken Face

someone who is nervous about going on stage. chicken faces also are idiots who fear the coronavirus but love writing and art

he is such a chicken face. i don't think that i would like to be him

by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 25, 2020

Chicken Divan

A chicken based dish made by Anne, "chicken of Anne" is a common dish made for the hard of hearing foodies of our era.

Waiter: Thank you for choosing insert restaurant here! Would you like to try our signature dish, Chicken Divan?

Customer: Um, no, I'll take the better dish with the exact same ingredients though, yanno, CHICKEN OF ANNE.

by Wronghusbandswrong October 22, 2018

Chickened

To be a chickened means to have previously chicken-out on some previous task.

Ex: "Dammit Tony, you chickened!" Why didn't you jump off the cliff? We could of won $300"

by PettyPileOfPebbles April 19, 2018

chicken jockey

zombie riding a chicken

I died while fighting a chicken jockey

by kgfh321 April 12, 2025