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smell like cheese

When a male dominant predator kisses god.
by Dahvede October 18, 2020
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Urban Grilled Cheese

Traditionally grilled cheese has been a piece of processed cheese and texas toast, but demanding socialites and philanthropists increasingly desire posh alternatives to traditional favourites.

Introducing the urban grilled cheese. What is it, you might ask.

Urban grilled cheese isn't about what it is. It is about who you are and who you know, obviously.
Urban Grilled Cheese: Organic avocado from the valleys of Tripoli, fresh blended pesto from local organic sources, sun-ripened tomatoes grown in pesticide-free organic gardens, wood-fired stone oven foccaccia crustini from organic grains - obviously, a medley of kosher goat gruyere, fresh mozzarella, fresh churned emanthol.
by @gordonramseyofficial September 9, 2012
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Shaking the Cheese

Shaking your boobs.

Origin: I was making easy mac and I was shaking the cheese packet causing my tits to shake rapidly back and forth. Shaking the cheese.
I went to a strip club and she was shaking the cheese.
by CheeseMaster69 October 16, 2012
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cheeses price

euphemism for using "Jesus Christ!" as a profanity.
Cheeses price! Tell your fucking dog to stop trying to fuck me when I'm fucking you, or we're through!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 16, 2012
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Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012
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cheese

Cheese is another name for your period. if you are on your period, you say you are cheesing. a tampon is a cheese stick... a pad is a slice of cheese.
girl 1: hey, do you have a cheese stick?
girl 2: sorry, no, only a slice
by fenway222233 July 23, 2012
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cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.
"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."
by nevereveragain August 31, 2013
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