Osue cheese

It’s smells like blue cheese but no it’s just Oscar’s dick cheese and it’s even blue
Osue cheese smells so bad and is it always blue
by Ravengaspabigdick June 06, 2023
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Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.
girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!
by jigsaw42 July 17, 2012
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Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis
“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit
by ausdeb June 19, 2021
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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.
Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"
by elephantjosh October 20, 2015
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A random saying used to annoy someone out of sheer the sheer stupidity

May put someone in ponderment

A way of putting someone in a state of annoyance
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Crackaroni & Cheese

A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!
Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?
by VervetMonkey August 20, 2023
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