cottage cheese slingshot

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Cheese Fucker

A wonderful insult describing stupid people.

Listen here cheese fucker!

by meowing tiger February 3, 2020

Hawkaroni and cheese

When dabi was making Mac n cheese he accidentally put hawks cum in it and it tasted delicious, so now he makes it every day.

Dabi: hey hawk
Hawk:hey dabi

Dabi:I accidentally messed up dinner today sry

Hawk: how could u mess up Mac n cheese *laughs*

Dabi: well it does taste really good though

Hawk:Your right it does taste delicious, but how did u mess it up
Dabi: I accidentally put ur cum in it
I also gave it a name, hawkaroni and cheese!
Both of them: *akwardly silent*

(Hawkaroni and cheese means Mac n cheese but instead of cheese it’s hawks cum)

by DabiPerfection(Dino bitch October 5, 2021

Cheesed

The act of previously getting screwed over by another person/thing.

This guy cheesed me in fall guys!

by Jit22662 July 22, 2022

Royale with cheese

When you drag your nuts across a woman's face after not showering for some time to get that fromunda cheese on that face.

My girl was not happy after I gave her a Royale with cheese man.

by Psycho Wrath October 24, 2024

monkey cheese biscuit

meaning a cheese biscuit but made from monkey cheese ear food being scrated and fried with love

"hey, can i have monkey cheese biscuit" , "sure but you have to tell me Obamas last name first!"

by bollocks hunter November 21, 2021

Cheese tooth

It's when you like cheese. Eating more cheese leads to stronger teeth. Plus, it's delicious. Cheese tooth is when you like beef, milk, cheese, and yogurt.

Steve: Mmmmmm, cheese.

*eats cheese.

Dave: Steve. You have a cheese tooth.

by HawaiianPunch1 March 16, 2024