Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.

This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?

by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021

Cat

Cat are THE internet animals of 2010. Probs they are even the reason why the internet got so big.

Example: „hey, have you seen that cat video where the cat fights with another cat?“

„Yeah, I have! It was funny“

by ItsPie April 29, 2021

Cat Trapped

When your sat or laying down and your feline friend sits on your lap or chest and when you attempt to get up your cat growls or scratches you as you have disturbed their slumber

Help!!!! i’m cat trapped

by Finlayverton May 3, 2021

Cat girl

My sister

My sister just tried to strangle me when I called I said she was a cat girl

by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021

cat

a big fat football with fur and knives hating all that crosses its path with night vision willing to attack at any second

The cat tried to kill me in my sleep

by superhappy fortnite May 6, 2021

cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 6, 2021

ghost in my cat

A time when your cat is either floating into the air or talking to you

Yo, dude, I think there's a ghost in my cat, dude

by Nightmareish July 6, 2022