do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls”

person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t

by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018

Doing the Trash can

When you sit on a trash can and take a shit while masturbating.

I just caught my girl doing the Trash can

by dolceglr May 28, 2018

St Do

Strategically Timed Dick Offering

Jefferson: Hey man, Alex dumped Stevie last week and she's looking for the a rebound,
Luke: Ah, sounds like she is looking for a visit from St Do.

by lukerstrong77 December 13, 2017

can you do my homework for me

no

DO YOUR HOMEWORK can you do my homework for me

by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017

National "Do Not Call" List abuser

Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.

A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.

by QuacksO December 17, 2017

do or be done

A common way or another way or saying do or die.

The chips are stacked against me, I'm either going to do or be done.

by Abcdefgh123983747722 April 21, 2018

Do can my fren

When you want to avoid confrontation and end the conversation so you just mutually agree to disagree.

Adrian : Tommy i'm better than you in Fifa.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : So im better?
Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Aight you said it.

Tommy : Do can my fren.
Adrian : Screw you.

by chapmav December 24, 2017