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seizure kid

seizure kid is a bridge troll

also she's ugly
by kat174 March 16, 2021
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iPad Kid

little shits raised by millennials that can't critically think for shit or have any social awareness.

often seen in restaurants blasting stupid fucking memes like skibidi toilet with no regard for anyone around them because their entire world revolves around the sticky, fingerprint-covered ipad.

if you try to take away the iPad they will start screaming and crying as if you just chopped off one of their limbs.
avoid them at all costs or else you risk irreparable ear-bleeds and brain damage as well as contracting whatever deadly diseases are brewing on the screen of their ipads.

they will never develop skills to thrive in boredom or think creatively because they have been taught whenever they don't know what to think about, their brains can be stimulated by loud and obnoxious tiktoks and youtube shorts.
iPad Kid: SKIBIDI TOILET I WANT MY IPAD NOW
Millenial Parent: Sure honey you can have as much unsupervised and unlimited screen time as you want! You're so cute!

7th Grade Teacher: Why do not of my students know basic grammar or english? They are operating at a 3rd grade level.

School Psychologist: They're iPad kids, all raised on technology and unable to use their brain independently.
by aflashofthelightning November 20, 2023
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kentucky kid

The greatest American motorcycle racer of this generation, Nicky Hayden.
There was no greater American motorcycle champion in the 21st century than the Kentucky Kid #RideOnKentuckyKid
by Pgh4ever May 23, 2017
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Taking Out The Kids

An ominous text you get from someone: could be talking about murder, could be talking about fast food.
"Linda, I'm taking out the kids. They earned it."
by asdfghjkl0345 May 27, 2019
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A KID

Its a kid that is smart and its a small kid that is very small and not-smart
by NInja AP June 9, 2021
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Skibidi kid

Annoying, small, child who’s under 8
Guy: I will fuck the shit outta that skibidi kid
Police: Nuh uh
by The Ball Eater December 30, 2023
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Heavy kid

A "heavy kid" is someone who's super impressive and cool, like they've got this amazing presence and talent that just blows you away.
Your heavy kid
by Heavy kidd September 29, 2025
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