Ball Stat

One who has acheived complete baller status; one who has balls

Check out Kyle and his new island, he is such a ball stat!

by shayner lass July 29, 2006

Shit Balls !

what u say when Ms. Perrone wakes up to find that you are giving her dirty grass

Damn she woke up, shit balls !

by Greg Romano November 27, 2004

balls and shaft

basically when something sucks ass.

me- "my car wont pass california emissions" sisters bf joey- "balls and shaft man"

by James AkA ChiTown Bambino October 7, 2008

Cock and Ball Torture

Cock and Ball Torture, AKA CBT, is a act of someone punishing their cock and balls by hitting it, beating it, and in general punishing it.

Carl - Miss Frizz, can I please start my cock and ball torture routine?
Miss Frizz - Sorry Carl, I don't allow cock and ball torture in my classroom.
Carl - Oh geez Miss Frizz.. I don't think I can wait until lunch time
Miss Frizz - Well, you're going to have to Carl. Now be quiet and pay attention.
Carl - Fuck you Miss Frizz i'm going to start anyways. *Carl starts his Cock and Ball Torture despite what Miss Frizz says.* Carl then brutally starts to slam his pencil box onto his nutsack making his balls turn purple and blue.

by Jimmy N. Nuetron June 9, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014

open your balls

When an individual is asked to unzip his pants and bare just his balls to be tortured. It could be in a playful way, but then again... When is ball torture playful.

"Gaytard, open your balls"
"Yes my dear wife just do be gentil"

"Ok my darling" *whip cracks*

by TarzanBoy January 11, 2018

Fuck it we ball

When your situation is so dire that there is nothing to lose so you can just do it without losing anything. It is used in a simillar manner to "Cowabunga it is" where you just say 'screw it' and do whatever you were going to do without worrying about the consequences.

Person A: "Hey uh, are you sure you can do that?"
Person B: "Fuck it we ball."

by yogha May 8, 2023