when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.
We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.
by GlazeHer July 18, 2017
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Get the Brieger-Time mug.One day, there was a knock at my door. A mysterious drifter was on the other side. In his hands was a box, and on his lips were the words, "Listen closely; I don't have much time." Then he reached in the box and pulled out a Nilla Wafer top hat from inside. He said, "Wear it when it's time." And I said, "What time?" And then he died. Later, I realized he was talking about Nilla Wafer top hat time.
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Get the biggest bullshitter of all time mug.Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
by Kylzam June 11, 2022
Get the Granny Grab time mug.Biden time is an alternate version of standard time where one (typically Joe Biden) will show up anywhere from 30 minutes to 2 hours after the agreed upon start/arrival time.
Person 1: Hey! Have you seen John? He was supposed to get to the meeting at 02:00.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.
Person 2: Nah, he won't get here for at least another hour.
Person 1: Damn, he must be on that Biden time.
by CatsSlurpingSpines February 22, 2024
Get the Biden time mug."Story time" is a phrase that is often used to describe an occasion when someone tells a story or a group of stories, typically to an audience of children or adults. This can be done in a classroom setting, at a library, or at home. It can also refer to the time set aside for reading or listening to stories, for example, before bedtime for children. The term can also be used more generally to describe a period of time during which a person recounts a series of events or experiences, it can be a formal or informal way of sharing experiences, memories, or information.
Joe: Hey Bob, what are you doing tonight?
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
Bob: Not sure yet, why?
Joe: I was thinking of having a story time at my place. My kids love it when I read to them, and I thought it might be fun for us to do something like that together.
Bob: That sounds like a great idea. I haven't had a good story time in ages.
Joe: Awesome, I'll text you the address. We can grab some snacks and drinks, and make it a real event.
Bob: Sounds like a plan. Can't wait!
Joe: Me too, see you tonight!
by dwdwefewf January 21, 2023
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