Block knocked off

Getting Pleased. Hitting the right spot in bed. Having sex.

You are in a really bad mood, maybe you need to get your block knocked off.

by Nicky Stevens May 13, 2010

cut off the beef

..to get some serious pussy.

For example "last night that hottie gave me a cut off the beef."
OR
Girl, when are you going to give me a cut off the beef?

by T. Mann July 11, 2006

cut your cock off

sounds a lot like kartya kokkov

Because her name sounded like "cut your cock off", she decided to change it to Anita Dick.

by yorrick hunt January 30, 2008

I'm good off you

I'm done with you. Over it. Not for the bs. DMV slang.

You play too many games, I'm good off you.

by DMVshawty June 22, 2014

get off my dick

a derogatory way of asking someone to stop hounding you or continuously minding your business uninvited.

Get off my dick nigga, you don't know me.

by Nizwiz July 7, 2008

Twice off the same hard

Engaging in coitus and after the first ejaculation, continuing with the same hard-on until a second spilling of the love beans.

'My God' guffawed Mary at the Golf Club lunch, 'Roger was rampant last night, he managed to fuck me twice off the same hard'

by fanimani April 11, 2009

lmao my ass off

Shortened form of Laugh My Ass Off my ass off. For when you laugh so hard that your ass actually falls off, and have to emphasize it. Twice.

Person 1: yo that joke was funny af lmao my ass off
Person 2: You're an actual idiot.

by filipinosdelama April 18, 2018