online news

A regularly updated online publication consisting of several connected subpages within one interface and containing news, articles, advertisement and other content relating to current affairs; often offering social elements.
The online news article I read isn't used in the printed publication.

The online news article is fake.
by authoritative by design June 05, 2017
Get the online news mug.

New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta January 01, 2024
Get the New Jersey suicide mug.

No Nut New Nyear

For one year you must not NUT
You may Nut the year after but then after that it repeats.
Are you guys ready for No Nut New Nyear
Get the No Nut New Nyear mug.

New Orleans Salt Shaker

When a female fingers a male's anus as if she were breaking apart salt in a salt shaker
Joe: Bro she took me back and gave me a New Orleans Salt Shaker
Matt: Joe, that's not something you brag about...
by TyPel911 January 25, 2022
Get the New Orleans Salt Shaker mug.

New Halloween

this is the new generation of Halloween thats spreading like wild fire across the world to keep our children safe. instead of kids going out wearing costumes. they stay at home and you leave candy in their mail box where they have a container on the other side in their home or on the porch and you don't even see the kids but we do it just because we love them and they do this for a long time anyway. kids can still go to halloween costumes parties or school parties if they wish to. we ask this be done in the day time and not at night. so they can collect it before night starts. so we ask people with jobs prepare before and do it before or after work depending on the time you work. we can make a world a better place together. we ask for the houses with kids who want candy to have their porch light on all day to know which house has kids. and please don't decide for the kids or listen to kids who don't know what candy is or only had nasty candy and not the good kind. please make sure to get good candy kids love and not just any kind. its not hard to find out and you can't try more than one at a time it will taste different when you blend different types of candy , by eating them at the same time or back to back.
New Halloween is the New Lit.
Get the New Halloween mug.

New Strategy

What's that? Pretend not to be retarded and walk around with a smelly weiner?
Hym "Stop appealing to expertise Douglarse! If what I am saying... Is concordant or commensurate with the truth... Than I am justified in saying it. The experts aren't these all knowing Wisemen. They just don't want to lose an argument to a layman under the gaze of the public eye so they are trying to monopolize the public discourse. And their accomplishments pale in comparison to mine. So... They are addicted to the warmth of God's gaze. It seems like your new strategy is just appealing to authority."
by Hym Iam April 13, 2025
Get the New Strategy mug.

New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.
Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.
by DrLongschlong April 23, 2021
Get the New England taco mug.