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Jack da bitchie

I was at a party and I told my friend to jack da bitchie
by bigboy1956 March 21, 2017
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jack timms

A Jack Timms is a horrible person who often has an ugly dog and loves to play games
Woah that has to be a Jack Timms
by By Milad Quadare April 9, 2017
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Jack-in-the-ass

When a girls is pride or uptight and you want to have intercourse so you get her naked, uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels, pop it in her ass and flip her upside down so she absorbs the alcohol. This allows her to lower her inhibitions and relax.
PRO-TIP: It may be a few minutes before she feels the alcohol so pass the time with a standing 69!
Man, Carla was being such a prude at the party last night I had to give her a Jack-in-the-ass.
by K-Train91 April 17, 2017
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Jack Farmer

An Annoying Kid Who Eats Bosco Sticks Very Wierd and Sexual
Jack Farmer Your so Weird, Why do you eat bosco sticks like that
by Cade The Loser April 17, 2017
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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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Pillow jacked

When your significant other takes your favorite pillow and it can't be found
I went to lay down and I'd been pillow jacked!bitch was gone and nowhere to be found
by Pillowjack April 21, 2017
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jack-banana

uh
you are such a jack-banana
by jack.banana April 24, 2017
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