Knock-Knock Cunt Punt

When a normal cunt punt is not deemed appropriate for a situation requring the maneuver must to be excuted with a maximum level of stealth refer to the Knock-Knock Cunt Punt. Approach the target and present them with a knock knock joke, once they engage and ask "who's there" proceed to execute a 50 yard cunt punt. This level of deception is immaculate and unavoidable.

Him: "Want to hear a knock knock joke??"
Her: "OFC!"
Him: "Knock Knock"
Her: "OMG OMG WHOS THERE!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

Him: ****Knock-Knock CUNT PUNT*****
Him: "Take that you dick fart!!!!!"

by shmitbzz69 March 10, 2022

Dick sucking thunder cunt

This is an insult meant for the ho-iest of ho's.
This is also meant for the man ho's

Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt

Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*

by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019

cum drizzling thunder cunt

A woman who after being came into, starts nagging to heights never before seen.

Man after i came in suzy, she started acting like a cum drizzling thunder cunt. I just wanted to go to sleep.

by Patrizi October 14, 2017

cock juggling thunder cunt

The epitome of bitch ass cunt. The best insult ever created.

Kent is a bitch ass cunt but, Kalyn is a cock juggling thunder cunt.

by awesomeCollegePark May 26, 2009

cum guzzling thunder cunt

a name for a female who is a large whore in your neighboorhood or in your clique of friends

"damn it shannon u cum guzzling thunder cunt u had sex again"

by huge dick mcanger October 29, 2009

bird-fuck bird-cunt

when, while hunting, you kill a particularly fine looking bird and decide to engage in intercourse with it, this is called a bird-fuck bird-cunt if and only if the birds cunt is stretched and torn when you are done.

That was a pretty sweet bird-fuck bird-cunt back there, eh skipper?
Skipper is a dog.

by Jimmy "the vagoo" Johnson March 31, 2010

shit bitch fuck cunt

when you get frustrated and cant find the right words.

- dies in call of duty- SHIT BITCH FUCK CUNT!

by emocmen January 18, 2016