Mr. Bangs

My sleep paralysis demon that haunts me every day I go to school. He knocks on the desk when I am about to go into heaven and drags me back down to hell. He is the catalyst of all evil and vitriol within the world.

Guy: "You know Mr. Bangs?"
Me: "💀"

by nerdslayer777777777869420 May 3, 2023

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MR Dukie

When someone lets out a ginormous dukie and it smells like shit, and it slowly drips out after the log.

“Hey buddy why you smell so bad.”
“Oh I’m so sorry, I just let out a huge mr dukie.”

by Gumbo Roberts January 10, 2021

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mr 2.5

Only can drink 2 and a half then throws up and usually has a 2 and a half peter

Michael you mr 2.5

by Zhmillahunt March 6, 2020

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mr ramsey

Mr ramsey loves to teach science but he also loves to give jolley ranchers to good little girls that help him in the closet

Mr ramsey loves to give claro that jolley rancher every time she helps him in the closet

by Skullfire314 June 26, 2021

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mrs…tomlinson

mrs…tomlinson is a person that made me bisexual and shit. They are obsessed with Louis Tomlinson and Larry. a bit scary. but they always know when to make you laugh. fucking dumbass. <3

them: do you like mrs…tomlinson?
me: yes, i’m the reason i am who i am today

by finelinesjess June 28, 2021

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Mr Goltz

A cool guy that is a teacher, he teaches science and math. Mr Goltz also is a nice guy that can take a joke as well as give one. Overall he is one of the best teachers you can get for maths and science and if you get him, enjoy your time with this awesome guy.

Person one: hey bro who are you teachers?
Person two: uhh I’ve got ...
Person two: Is that guy a bad teacher?

Person one: No way bro that’s a Mr Goltz!

by Mr Goltz September 17, 2020

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