Dick Squabble

1) A phrase used when an unfortunate event occurs in one's life.

2) A person who is being an asshole.

1) "Holy dick squabble, that was a hell of a traffic jam!"

2) "Hey, dick squabble, quit your shit!"

by Jessantha November 21, 2010

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

Dick Swaggle

Noun- the swag-filled wagging motion that a well-endowed man's penis makes back and forth as a man walks in either a thong or speedo.

"Kelsie is so lucky, just look at her boyfriends humongous dick swaggle."

by DickSwaggle August 26, 2014

Shallow dicking

Rapidly penetrating the vagina with using only 2-3 inches of penis.

"My vag don't hurt because he only be shallow dicking me"

by LlamaLamb July 6, 2020

Dick Ticklers

Long nails on ladies fingers that are perfect for tickling down the shaft of your erect member.

Hey wife, here's £30; get yourself down the Nail Salon and get some nice shiny Dick Ticklers for tonight to keep both of us happy.

by BuckT February 23, 2022

daycare dick

A extremely small Penis

Ben: Fuck You
Holden: Fuck You
Ben: Shut up wit yo Daycare dick headass
Holden: *Depression occurs* *Leaves*

by LanetheMainMan October 26, 2018

Dick Watcher

When a guy is overly concerned about who you are or not fucking and makes fun of you for it.

Guy 1: That’s why you get no pussy.

Guy 2: Why you dick watching? Such a Dick Watcher.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Why you dating that fat bitch?

Guy 2: Why you dick watching?

by BlackDudeFromAcrossTheStreet March 19, 2021