Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat

Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

by K2021 April 12, 2021

Cats

energetic monsters. they may be cute and funny but on the inside they are evil. the kittens are vicious, when they sleep they pretend to be angels. beware of the kitty demons. some of the many cats in the world are actually angels, but most are demons.

a kitten bit Sarah's hand right after being loved and pet. Sarah often has cats hurt her.

by Kitt777 April 13, 2021

cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 13, 2021

Cats

one of the WORST plays to exist

weird person: hey you want to go see Cats with me ?
alanna: I’m no longer friends with you

by LexIsBored April 15, 2021

Cat's worth of weed

4.37 grams.

I just snagged a cat's worth of weed from my dealer.

by Insom April 16, 2021

Cats

Fluffy fur balls of love :)

Cats cure my depression

by Junkyard Jarvis April 16, 2021

Cat Hoe

When an animal lover (in this case a cat) makes sure to erase ALL of the scent of the neighborhood cat because they're scared their "baby" might find out you're cheating.

I PRAY I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TOO TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE "MY BABY" WAKES UP OR SHE MIGHT SMELL MY CAT HOE

by Debly April 17, 2021