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Blue Monday

Blue Monday, Blue Day is a badass song sang by the rock group Foreigner....
You really should rethink your girl, all she does is make you have a Blue Monday, everyday a Blue Day!!
by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021
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Blue champ

Someone who can take a blue whale penis like a champ
José Blanco was voted as the blue champ of the elephant parade.
by Dikes, John May 6, 2015
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Blue T-Days

Blue T-Days are the two days in the week that start with "T" as in Tuesday and Thursday, those are the days you wear blue underwear or panties.
Girl:"What is today???"
Guy:"Hold on let me check." *glances down at their underwear real quick* "Tuesday or Thursday."
Girl:"Blue T-Days?"
Guy:"Yep."
Girl:"Oh."
by Dalyena October 26, 2015
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blue popsicle

Overly sexualized (but not outright NSFW) fanmade art of characters. Most commonly used to reference art of said character sucking on a popsicle, but can be used for any general sexualized fanart. Derogatory.
I just saw a blue popsicle on twitter of a random anime character. my day is ruined.
by blueberrywafflez April 3, 2025
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Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
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Blue scronchies

OMG! Scrunchies are theeee best!!! Especially blue ones. They fit nicely around your wrist…. AND ANKLE!! They are perfect for putting your hair in bun buns and pigtails! Also they never run out of style. And don’t even start about the texture. Blue scronchies are literally my life. No seriously I have 6,259,071. THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!
Jessica: Ugh my scronchie broke!

Kevin: idiot, that’s cuz ur not using a blue one. Like duh! Blue scronchies hold up your hair perfectly and are super stylish!

Jessica: oh no I need to buy a blue scronchie NOW!!

Kevin: it’s fine you can borrow one of mine. I have ten billion.
by Turtles-or_frogs July 31, 2021
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Pretty much any two lines can come after this, as long as the last word of the last line rhymes with "Blue." A few examples are...
Roses are red and violets are blue, Got kids in my basement and I'm coming for you!
Roses are red and violets are blue, Your mom is gay and so are you!
and the most common...
Roses are red and violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you!
by IberExists2 February 11, 2022
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