Betrayed Penis 

When you fail to bust a nut due to lack of sufficient stimulation as your partner reachers their climax

"Dorothy my Jesus Piece hasn't gone off yet, put some minge around it will ya...I'm not putting up with a betrayed penis tonight!"

Betrayed Penis by Chu UK June 7, 2007

Sticky Penis 

When cum is all over the penis.

Gerald, you have a sticky Penis!!

Sticky Penis by Imma Horny Dino October 12, 2008

Zucchini Penis 

A picture of a penis sent by Lord Zucchini over Xbox Live. It's one of many legends spawned by Gears of War, almost mythical in nature, but quite disturbing if you are on the receiving end.

I was quite disturbed when I opened my picture message and saw a Zucchini Penis.

Zucchini Penis by Raiden627 July 29, 2009

drill penis 

Extremely strong penis made to obliterate anything in its path. Rape victims will run at the sound of it.

Jason is so shaken up, like he got raped by a drill penis.

drill penis by GeneralNutz531 May 15, 2016

Georges penis 

A humongous body part that could RIP all the way through a woman's body if George isn't careful

Georges penis was soooooo good last night I could feel it in my stomach

Georges penis by Goldbennet123 April 6, 2019

My penis 

Something so short it doesn’t even exist

Man my penis is sho short It’s not even funny

My penis by KodaTheSpaceCactus May 2, 2019

Skyscraper Penis 

V1nce’s penis. The opposite is every furries penis oh wait they don’t have one. SUB TO V1nce Cuh

“V1nce has a skyscraper penis”

Skyscraper Penis by FURRIES.SHALL.DIE April 21, 2022