KFC dick

When your Dick looks like a piece of KFC with a little breading taken off

"man, Shaniqua loves my KFC dick."

by KFC White Boy June 27, 2014

softball dick

When a girl with stitches like a softball sits on your dick

William:Did you see Kayla's stitches?

Marco:Ya i saw then when she was bouncin on my dick last night.

William: Softball dick, niiice.

by Nikesonmyfeet May 30, 2014

in the dick with the satellite

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023

vacation dick

Extremely large penis that you can only get a couple of times a year.

Summer can't come soon enough, I need some vacation dick.

by Urbanism2016 June 11, 2016

tap that dick

When you have an extreme attraction for somebody and you just really want to smash them.When you are a guy it would mean to give them anal or oral.For a girl it could mean all

three ways to have sex.Basicly it just means when you are really horny.

Hey James I want to tap that dick of yours.Lets go up to your bedroom.

by Canadian chick December 18, 2017

Muffin Dick

When you cock is shorter then it is longer and wide like a tuna can. The shape of the cock looks like a muffin has been glued on to where the penis would be. This is achieved by being overweight, obese, or born with it. Also see the word chode.

Chase says to his fellow brosefs, "Bros check out my huge muffin dick when I slammed it in the card door this morning!"

by thesatisfyer January 19, 2015

Dick Soaker

When you proceed to jam your dick into a toilet full of shit

John did his dick soaker yesterday

by Logan diaglo March 14, 2021