Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Boomer Chicken

A game where two people compete on who can waste the most amount of time at their office until someone gives up to attend to a personal need.

"Sorry, I won't be home for dinner tonight; my boss has challenged me to a game of boomer chicken."
"Go to my Dad's funeral? That's impossible; I'm stuck in a game of boomer chicken."

by Cionadh July 19, 2023

Cobra Chicken

1: A replacement word spoken by non-native English speakers for a bird with a long neck, typically geese or herons.
2: A violent Canadian goose.

"I don't like the Cobra Chicken."
"That asshole Cobra Chicken attacked my kids!"

by AugustDaMope July 29, 2023

chicken

chickwb

i am a silly chicken

by Tuee July 31, 2023

Im the coolestman that chicken wing

Someone saying that there cool and that chicken wing

Guys the chicken wings were a prank Im the coolestman that chicken wing

by racism is bad August 7, 2023

whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez

Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way

Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)

hoi maety lets go eat soem whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheez

by ihackedyourfortniteaccount August 8, 2023

Chicken ball

Banter name for Tottenham football club. Chicken ball fc is the smallest club in London, so small that QPR and Millwall is bigger than them. Their biggest accomplishment is the famous Audi cup trophy and their only trophy they’ve won in a minute. Chicken ball fc best player never won a major trophy with the club or any other club and has now left to Bayern Munich and still hasn’t won one.

“What do we think of chicken ball?”
“SHITTT”
“What do we think of shit”
“CHICKEN BALL”
“THANK YOU”
“THATS AWRIGHT”
“We hate chicken ball, we hate chicken ball” x5

by whobem August 15, 2023