Double Decker

A Double Decker is the action of one removing the top of a toilet, and proceeding to take the actual fastest shit in the top toilet, and leaving it floating like the fucking Titanic.
Double Decker are usually meant to either torment or assert dominance by defecating inside of the toilet.

My friend always asks to use the bathroom, every-time I say “ Don’t shit in the top of my toilet”.
Then he says “I’m not going to”.

Then he Double Deckers me, and I find it a week later because my bathroom develops the most malevolent smell.

by Djent Bro! April 5, 2022

double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.

“I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”

by coink September 2, 2023

double-first cousin-aunt

Daughter of their grandparent’s full sibling with the other grandparent’s full sibling.

My double-first cousin-aunt is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

double salty

When someone giving head is crying resulting in the production of two salty fluids.

Instead of Lube we used a double salty, her tears were enough.

by Drumming Monkey February 14, 2023

Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.

Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.

by Damon_Keaton June 18, 2024

Double-Faced Entendre

A Double-Faced Entendre, as defined by Oliver Tree, is a person that has two completely different sides or personalities, usually an “angel side and a devil side”.

Yeah, Mark is such a Double-Faced Entendre.

by uhc207 October 2, 2021

Double Negative

A Karen/Darren who acts like a snowflake

Has anyone else noticed how (insert name here) is acting like such a double negative lately?

by Excuse me, I farted June 16, 2021