Duck Dick

Someone that has a very short and skinny penis. Like a duck.

"OMG, that guy has a little duck dick!"

by Fucking with Jewdy February 6, 2010

dick cap

when you wake up in the morning after a night of fucking and you go to piss and the jizz has crusted over the head of your cock resulting in your piss spraying all over like a garden hose with your thunb over the opening

person one: " Hey bro, why the fuck did you piss all over the wall this morning?"

Person 2: "Fuck you, I had my dick cap on."

by Sonny Red October 21, 2006

Dick Blister

1. A Local Death metal Band in Oakdale California
2. A Blister on your dick
3. A name you give someone out of anger

1. Sing Honey Sperm Dick Blister!

2. I have a Blister on my Cock!

3. Dude, You're a Fuckign Dick Blister

by William Ichord July 19, 2007

Dick Call

The female booty call, when you need a man but don't want to be tied down, just wanna get it in !

"Don't worry he was just a dick call!"

by Chelsey and Wayne October 2, 2010

dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014

Dick whap

When a man leaves a penis bruise on a woman’s face. Usually done in the process of hob-knocking.

After Brennan finished hob-knocking Oliver and Seth. They all went to Walmart to buy condoms (for anal with each other) when they looked in the mirror and noticed Seth and Oliver had a monstrous dick whap on their face. To describe this monstrosity of a dick whap within the bruise you could not only see the penis but the shaft as well, at the end of the shaft located the bell.

by BrennanAshlee April 17, 2019