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Cat

Asshole that hides in places even the universe would question.
Where's that fuckin cat?
by b600 January 8, 2022
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Cat

little individual whiskers, cute dainty paws, vicious shredding claws,

A cat is a ninja which is fluffy and cuddly but if you anger them there gna slash your lulu lemon leggings into lulu lemon pieces and mess up your house and kill your arms do clawing shit and blow up ur house, (maybe)
by Mushr0omElf June 7, 2023
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Cat

A thing with four short, stubby legs that can run faster than you! You can try all you want to "own" it, but it is its own thing, independent in everything except food.
by ThatOneGuy69420 November 2, 2021
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A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”
“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)
by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023
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person1: hey, can you lift that cat
person2: oh of course
cat: i'm the strongest things >:( you can't do it
person2: i don't care
cat: lift me if you can>:)))
by blueegg December 12, 2024
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marshmallow the cat

An adorable cat but be careful because he can murder a squirrel (or u) in ur sleep or when the squirrel is alive and the same(or bigger ) that him/her/other he may climb on doors scratch ur favourite jumper and become a parrot by sitting on ur shoulders and scratching ur back
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Cat

An animal that doesn’t give a shit
by Just a random :p January 2, 2023
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