What the banana

A child friendly version of what the fuck

*kid dies*
Random person: “what the banana”

by ilikedogs January 8, 2023

what a fuck

a food particle kept in a throat usually after any type of eating

`have no throat,exactly!What a fuck has been caused again by the dinner,s food!I don,t feel great of such a lovely food I have eaten!!!

by now name January 13, 2023

1) What

A reference to the downfall of FTX where instead of explaining the situation, the CEO, Sam Bankman-Fried, created a Twitter thread over the course of a few days starting with a single tweet saying "1) What" followed by numerous numbered tweets spelling out "H-A-P-P-E-N-E-D"

This is often seen used on crypto Twitter whenever a prominent figure makes a big mistake causing a public outcry on Twitter, similar to the FTX scenario

CZ Binance: We have experienced a private key leak and are currently in the process of ensuring all funds are safe

Some guy in the comments: 1) What

by bboldd June 30, 2023

what are ya selling?

When someone does not hear another, this can be used to ask what they said.

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you see the game?"
Jim: "Huh, what are ya selling?"

by Cp98 June 30, 2023

What in the wattpad

'What in the wattpad' is an expression used when someone or something is being cringy/acting in the way that is often seen in badly-written fanfiction on wattpad. Based on the saying 'What in the hell'.

Person: uhm i really liek you sempai u////u can i pls make out with you
You: What in the wattpad 🗿

by ifuseethisurgay July 2, 2023

What does Zeannalie not give

A fck.

What does Zeannalie not give? A fck that fcked that fck while that fck was fcking another fck while another fcked watched.

by Nalieamor July 2, 2023

What does Nalie not give?

Nalie does not give a fuck.

What does Nalie not give? A fuck. Nalie does not give a fuck.

by Nalieamor July 2, 2023