National shaya day

December 29th is national shaya day where we all come together in celebration of shaya in all her shayaness no matter how socially unfortunate and potentially homoerotic her shaya-ways may be

“Hey guys it’s national shaya day!” “Hey guys, what’s are we doing for national shaya day??”

by Iwishobamawasmyrealdad December 29, 2023

National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13

“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

National Chandler Day

We party with Chandler

Pritam: Do you know when the National Chandler day is?

Daniel: You don’t know?
Pritam: That’s why I’m asking.
Daniel: It’s today man. March 30th. Let’s go take a shot with Chandler.
Pritam: Hell yeah! What’s better than this

by SEMAloveschandler March 29, 2023

National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that

“Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’

by longshlongethan February 24, 2021

national boyfriend day January 29th

National boyfriend day is a day that we celebrate our boyfriends and cherish them and be happy we with them so cherish your boyfriends ladies

Me: hey it’s national boyfriend day January 29th I have to find my boyfriend and cherish and love him because I’m happy I’m with him
Alexa: omg girl go see your boyfriend cherish him and make him happy love him..

by Bro I love you January 27, 2021

National Block Kosta Uzelac Day

Today is the day that you block Kosta Uzelac on snapchat for the rest of the day! It's quite a simple task. You can do it soldiers.

"Omg! Today is National Block Kosta Uzelac Day! You better go block him!"

by Shithead420666 December 2, 2019