I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo

I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon

by 5G-Star December 4, 2019

Kid owner

A parent with sole or shared custody of a child who undermines the other parent and doesn't allow them to be with the other parent. Also synonymous with someone who receives child support but the money is not really used for the benefit of the children

That kid owner dropped the kids off at her parents and went to the salon instead of dropping them off to hang out with their dad.

by Chknjeep August 13, 2015

stray kids

4th gen leaders.

oh you listen to stray kids? kiss me rn.

by userseochangbin November 24, 2021

kid cop

A young buck cop, that is exactly 3 weeks out of the academy. The ones to get beat up, get their badge stolen, and punked.... by teens..
Loves to chase and play "cops & robbers" . . Recent Childhood bully victims.

"Man Juwuan, this kid cop ran up on me , Ty ty , and Namio , we whooped his ass and crashed his charger"

by moneymusicmarijuana April 1, 2015

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Kid

A very tasty morsel of flesh usually weighing around 45-110lbs

Person1: look a kid

Person2:my faveroite

by Cyf ym b October 18, 2022

Ballon kids

a group of crackhead homosexuals with a token straight and absolutely no will to live.
they also may have a strange obsession with the movie IT.

wow, they are definitely ballon kids.

by KarateGirl October 15, 2020