An individual who surreptitiously creeps around at night and enters the homes of pubescent teens to ferociously jerk them off in their sleep and collect their semen in a burlap sack as souvenirs of his adventures, leaving the teen with sore balls, dry willy in the morning and the red ring of death.
Sandeep Singh: man, I have really sore balls, man. Must
have been the cum criminal.
James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
have been the cum criminal.
James: my dad Colin, yeah, he's a proper cum criminal.
by Colin12 June 14, 2022
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Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
Yes of course! The students are lining up right now.
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