slow as cheese

When something as slow as cheese.

"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."

by glocksucker69 March 01, 2019

Mozzarella cheese dick

A dick comparable to a mozzarella cheese stick. They share similar detail including but not limited to height, width, gooey white stuff pouring out. You are ment to put a mozzarella cheese dick in your mouth.

Hey Jarod, Melissa got to suck on my mozzarella cheese dick last night.

by Masongottits January 13, 2021

Osue cheese

It’s smells like blue cheese but no it’s just Oscar’s dick cheese and it’s even blue

Osue cheese smells so bad and is it always blue

by Ravengaspabigdick June 06, 2023

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 17, 2012

Cheese grate

When someone uses too much teeth when giving a blowjob, thus “cheese grating” the victim’s penis

“I’ve never gotten worse head than when that freaky girl in 11th grade cheese grated me in the back of AP Lit”

by ausdeb June 19, 2021

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021

cheese tots

Dirty sex, including anal and oral sex.

Tom: "hey did you get cheese tots with Bailey last night?"
Phil: "hell yeah I did, it was greasier than a McDonald's Big Mac"
Tom: "damn son"

by elephantjosh October 20, 2015