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New hair syndrome

New Hair Syndrome (NHS) – A temporary condition that occurs when someone gets a new hairstyle and suddenly feels the irresistible urge to take an excessive number of selfies from every possible angle. Symptoms include overuse of the camera, multiple social media posts, and prolonged admiration in the mirror
1-Sorry for spamming your feed, but my New Hair Syndrome is acting up again!

2-She just got a fresh haircut, and now she's deep in New Hair Syndrome mode—taking selfies every five minutes!

3-I swear, every time I change my hairstyle, I get a serious case of New Hair Syndrome. Someone take my phone away!

4-John was late to dinner because he was too busy admiring himself in the mirror. Classic New Hair Syndrome!

5-Warning: If you compliment my new hair, I will unleash full-blown New Hair Syndrome and flood you with pictures.
by _emmv_ March 31, 2025
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new castle cunt

New castle cunt

When you are from new castle pa you become a new castle cunt or a drug addict or a cunt drug addict
New castle cunt.

My mother in law is such a cunt!

Is she from new castle?

Yep she's a castle cunt !
by stretch nutzz December 21, 2016
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new Dark Souls

describes a quite difficult game that has recently been released.
Dude A: "Hey, have you heard of this new game Cuphead?"
Dude B: "Of course! They say it's the new Dark Souls!"
by drJunkenstein October 24, 2017
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New Minerrioxian

A brand new race of gamers who reject the modernized gaming societies and have reverted to more a classical approach. They are self-proclaimed to derive from the ancient race of gamers with a similar name, the Minerrioxians. This new race of gamers are introduced to three modes of entertainment, console, mobile, and PC gaming, and now play three games that are now insanely popular: Minecraft (specifically version 1.16 The Nether Update), Terraria (specifically 1.4.0.1 Journey's End), and Roblox (specifically 2.439 "The Dark Age of Roblox"). There are millions, maybe billions of people who unknowingly fit into the category.
Hey dad? What are these old blocky games everyone is playing now? Terraria? Minecraft? Huh????

Ah, I remember those three games, they must be New Minerrioxians!
by HumanusAustralis May 5, 2021
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New Pewdiepie

Women: "What the fuck are you doing?"

New Pewdiepie: "Respecting wahmen"
by A respecter of wahmen August 23, 2017
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eBay-new

When something just barely passes as being in a "new" condition or looks tampered with but still in original packaging.
person 1: wow are those shoes new?

person 2: Yea they just came in the mail, but when I opened the box the size and price were ripped off the box and there was a little dirt on the bottoms.
Person 1: oh... so they're eBay-new? but they nice doe.
by Joey Bag's of Donuts September 12, 2016
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New Delhi Lunch

The act of making a mid-day meal out of both human excrement and sheep ejaculate and then washing it down with a healthy pour of Great Indian Bustard urine. This is an unforgettable meal and actually tastes like it was cooked in a 5-star restaurant.
Oh, you have no lunch? My buddy made a New Delhi Lunch and hasn't been the same since.
by 1234adfghe567dhjkd789dghjketyu September 20, 2021
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