bakersfield grilled cheese

When your sweaty, greasy butt hairs get entangled during physical activity, and you spread your butt cheeks on the toilet and it rips apart like a grilled cheese sandwich.

I had such a work out, when I go to the bathroom later it’s going to be a Bakersfield grilled cheese!

by Scribbles43701 April 21, 2022

cheese towel

The towel/rag/shirt/what have you, that you used to wipe cum off yourself.

"Ew bro why is this washcloth stiff?"
"That's my cheese towel from the other night!"

by Bearded.gringo March 30, 2016

Cheese Wizzing

Taking a piss while in the act of grilled cheesing

Halford says "Hey Rocky! were your Cheese Wizzing when you pissed all over the seat today at Taco Bell?"

by Scott "Just Scott" K January 6, 2009

Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022

ion eat cottage cheese

Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.

You can say it in the context , "ion eat cottage cheese" when someone asks if you eat it.

by exasy_ October 6, 2025

pregnancy cheese

That creamy discharge that only pregnant woman can produce. While your eating out a pregnant chick, the creamy, yet distinct slightly powdery cheese that explodes from the vagina.

I went to town on that pregnant pussy last night. Got a little too much pregnancy cheese, so my stomach is a little upset today.

by Smitty45 June 7, 2018

Cheese lung

The inhalation of potent cheeses due to a chronic addiction to said potent cheeses usually of the smoked or blue veined categories.

girl: do you know what is blue and veiny and I love it?
boy: a cock?

girl: no you dick... cheese!!!

boy: haha you are such a cheese lung!

by jigsaw42 July 20, 2012