Ur Mom.

A comeback to win every argument ever.

Person 1: Hey Joe what are you doing tonight?
Person 2: Ur Mom.

Person 1: Hey I have some leftovers do you want some?
Person 2: Nah, ill just have ur Mom.

by anonymous January 19, 2021

mom

somthing u dont have

mom

by rjan April 13, 2022

Ur mom

She is probably somewhere eating a sandwich.

Guy: dude omg

Guy2: what bro?

Guy:look! It’s ur mom

…

Guy:eating a sandwich

by Daswatshesed February 4, 2022

your mom

what to say when you can't be bothered to do/say anything in life
Also a violation

Guy1: ( sarcastically) I feel sorry for you.
Guy2: I feel sorry for your mom

by Laiza23 October 23, 2023

Your mom

What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼

I fugged your mom yesterday

by Caniputmyballsinyojaws400 August 29, 2021

Guam mom

A mom who is from Guam. Possesses surprising lower body strength and can call upon their native heritage to thunder clap their children when misbehaving.
Additional facts: Known to despise public transit and hardly ever dates the locals.

Girl 1: Wow, look at that Guam mom with all of those kids, how does she do it?
Girl 2: I'm sure she just performs a native haka when they get out of line...
Guy 1: That clapback is lethal!

by Guamiest October 21, 2021

Mom

My Other Man

When you main man not acting right or he is broke or maybe you just plain out pimpin

EXAMPLE 1
him: hey where you at you location is off…??

you : Oh hey, i’m with my mom at the mall

him: oh okay be safe ily .

EXAMPLE 2
you: bae can you buy me this set from skims it’s 168.98 plus shipping?

him: nah i don’t got it, i don’t even got a job bae how you expect me to pay that??

you: ugh… that’s fine my mom said he’ll get it for me

him: “he’ll” ???

you: oh hehehe *she’ll

by aliyahafoninstaho June 13, 2023