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not safe for life

Any video or image that depicts particularly graphic material such as a dog getting kicked or a disemboweled horse.
Hey, do you want see an image of a dead dog?

-Kevin
No, why would I want to see that? That’s not safe for life.
-Joe
by wordbrodgg September 9, 2023
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Life

The thing we get forced to have. We never asked to be gifted it and most of the time it sucks.
Connor didn’t get what he wanted. That’s just how life works.
by Oshiwaves May 18, 2025
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life

the pointless thing your living in.
life (do I need to say more?)
by skindeer January 7, 2021
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SPLICE LIFE STRIFE

is when TWO MOST PRIMARY PEOPLE in YOUR LIFE are used to bring TUMULTUOUS LIMBO.

IT'S all in the "DO THE MATH" MUSIC.

TWO CORPORATIONS ARE VYING for more EYEING and WAY LESS EYEING
LOOK one thing about it as this one WANTS ME TO MASTURBATE in front of them again and instead of back in FEBRUARY 1980 when I CAME , " saying 00000H! instead say , " can I finally SUCK IT who is super hairy fat smelly brilliant DISC JOCKEY MALE and this CUNT SAY NO wants to take the music I wrote, "say forget about it as "look ALAN it's ADAM on the former SDX EXPRESS PARADISE BUS ,and "oh my GOD CHICKY GIRL you are being the EVENING AGAI.N as I lay in my extended STAY OF EXECUTION singing "HOOKED" and ANTHONY KEY BAY says "I SOUND HAPPY" , from my MARITAL PEDOPHILIA DESIRES , as you are "EVE" butt realize this SPLICE LIFE STRIFE is pulling this FAGGOT away from YOU and your male friend , "00000H! , so your realize this , WHAT SHALL I DO JACK SIN?

I am sorry my HUMAN BEINGS as I am getting up with MY PEEPLES in my SPLICE LIFE STRIFE like the rest of us "ORSTRACIZED ASSH0LES to have another "DOG DAY AFTERNOON" as it seems as what part of NATURE besides "HUMAN" are you feeling? as again you may call me "PROFFESOR ARDVAARK ( pronounced ARDBAARK ) or "OFF IH SIR , CACA as I am due to PHYSICALLY EAT SHIT SANDWICH n front of everyone as the PISS DRINKING is out the way BUTT now I have to go (DAM)(MAD) CLITHING SHOPPING for something as "GF eye get my DRIFT.

LOOK the government is accusing GOOGLE ALPHABET AND META "FACEBOOK" of the SPLICE LIFE STRIFE and the "full disposition of the case has to do with the " ONE WHO IS THE MOST OPTIMAL KOREAN MASTURBATOR."
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022
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The Way, The Truth, and The Life

Jesus Christ. He is the one way to the father. Repent and be saved!
Jesus Christ is The Way, The Truth, and The Life. Nobody comes to the father but through Him.
by Council of Funny June 16, 2024
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life

It’s like a box of chocolates.

It's bittersweet, it's a nice treat, and you'll never know what you're gonna get.
by Cat… with a K. September 2, 2023
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Life

The source of all your problems
Dude1: *complains about generic problem*
Dude2: "That's life"
by anon0123456789 October 23, 2019
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